Help! My basement is still leaking and I’ve tried everything. I have moisture spots on my ceiling. My floor squeaks and pops. Can someone please help? Do you have one of these problems that you can’t seem to solve? These home issues can be extremely annoying and expensive. So, I’m offering to give anyone out there that needs some help a free diagnosis with any issue you might have with your home.
I know you are thinking to yourself right now…
“I could finally get her off my back!” Has your wife (or husband) been nagging you about fixing that “thing” in your home? It’s time to remove the bullets from the gun.
“Maybe it will just go away if I ignore it” Fat chance big guy. Have you seen Phil from the show Modern Family trip over that pesky step? He’s probably done it six times on the show…and it’s funny every time!
“But if I solve the problem, then I’ll have to fix it” That’s right genius. You will have to fix it at some point so you might as well do it before it gets worse. (or someone gets killed)
I’ve already fixed it…Three times: That thought reminds me of one of my friends who talks about his battle to quit smoking. He says, Quitting is easy, I’ve done it four times! Let’s git-r done right this time. Fourth time’s a charm.
“If I fix it…what then?” Hmmm…don’t worry. Your family will think of some other reason that they need you. And if not…we still love you at Armchair Builder.
“But Nothing is Free!” When you hear free, you probably want to know what I want from you. Nothing. Nada. It’s my contribution, albeit a small one, to solving our economic issues. You’re welcome Barack.
So try to stump me damn it! I dare you! No, I triple-dawg-dare you! Don’t forget to give as much info as possible…unlike golf strokes, late fees, and bed bugs, more is better in this case!
11 Comments for What’s Wrong with My House?
Bill | October 10, 2011 at 3:10 pm
MeganT | October 11, 2011 at 3:27 pm
My shower drain is clogged. What is the best way to unclog it without damaging?
Sherry | October 11, 2011 at 8:35 pm
You pretty much said what i could not effectively communicate. +1
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Lisa Ehrhart | October 12, 2011 at 4:29 pm
My french doors have very large spaces between them and at the bottom. We actually had a snowdrift in our office last winter.I’ve purchased weather stripping material, but it’s bulky and looks tacky!Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
London Building Contractors | October 12, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Use red detector for finding leaks in home.
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My shower is leaking. It has a tile floor. No water is getting outside of the shower. Any ideas on what the problem could be? The water is showing up on the ceiling below.